A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw on ones vehicle.
The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.
The flaw may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or wrench to excess.
Dude, Johnny just rolled the car out the lot and is already “fixing” a bunch of things on it. I think he has Vehicular Dysmorphia.
by Grold18 January 07, 2022
A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017
Adapted to travel in vehicles, specifically pertaining to pets, akin to Domesticated but car-broken instead of house-broken.
My cat Mina has always loved traveling by car --sprawled out on the dashboard-- because she started her vehicularization training early, while just a kitten. She is now vehicularated for gas, diesel and electric vehicles!
by Protocelsus June 23, 2018
When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 11, 2015
Driving too close to the car in front specifically when a woman does this to a man in a similar way to vehicular sodomy.
by Sonophos February 19, 2024
When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 02, 2012
A driver who follows another car because there is something special about it. The car may be an exotic make and model or it may have fancy wheels or an unusual paint job. There is something about it that fascinates the driver. vehicle, auto, automobile, car, suv, van, motorcycle, motorbike, an exotic, luxury car, supercar, muscle car, SEMA, stalker, obsessed, surveil, harrass, follow, paparazzi, stalkerazzi
I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
by joecoolthefool March 22, 2016