Vegetable

Slang for marijuana.

“Dude omg I’m so high..”

“Damn I wish I had some vegetable rn too.”

by Kaianna February 8, 2019

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

Vegetables hulk

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

by Penny P August 15, 2008

wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007

Vegetable Goblin

A vegan or vegetarian

That damn vegetable goblin is threatening our republican values by not eating animals!

by wowsuchacuteboyXXX December 13, 2016

Steamed Vegetables

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014