The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.
A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.
A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.
Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.
Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?
Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?
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Jonny wanted people to notice him on Facebook. So he googled "Upside Down Text" and flipped his Facebook status upside down. Now everyone thinks he's stupid for being such an attention-whore.
by UpsideDownText.com November 9, 2010
Get the upside down text mug.The act of squatting bare assed over the nose of someone who is performing a handstand and farting down their nostrils.
by derksoda January 10, 2010
Get the upside-down pancake mug.A phrase that is used mostly as an insult or a warning usually by someone one with a weapon who wants to kick the shit into you maybe because you have insulted them.
some guy: you're a fag
me: dont make me go upside your head
(then if they say ANYTHING you smack them. Or in my case smash them round the face with an old wrench that i 'aquired')
me: dont make me go upside your head
(then if they say ANYTHING you smack them. Or in my case smash them round the face with an old wrench that i 'aquired')
by Sex & Violence July 4, 2006
Get the upside your head mug.Sexual position: man standing near bed, his partner does a handstand, (facing through his legs) then he picks her up by he waist (must be strong!) and brings her pussy up to his lips while she slides his cock into her mouth. A tight hug stabilizes.
I prefer petite blondes with naked pussies for upside-down 69. It takes strength and coordination, and the lighter the load, the longer it lasts.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
Get the upside-down 69 mug.1. (verb) to trim personal hair around the genitals; to wax, pluck, cut, shape, shave, or curl ones own pubic hair.
2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.
2. (noun) a haircut preformed by self, to self that must be executed from a upside down perspective.
Before Thadius had removed his boxers as Kimmy requested, embarrasment dawned upon him for it had been awhile since he had given himself an upside down haircut.
by haldeen October 25, 2007
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