Underwater Basket Weaving

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022

Underwater Basket Weaving

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

by mchch September 08, 2009

Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

See: CU8M, Cat Unit 8, Cat Unit 8 Mobile Flying Unit
Submersible-based unit to mobilize Cat Unit 8

I've heard salty tales of the Cat Unit 8 Underwater Mariner Unit

by tito December 31, 2004

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown

I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.

by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024

Underwater Squad

A group of people that are social outcasts. They are avid anime lovers to a level that is unhealthy and downright cringy. They can't communicate like normal functioning adults and use anime related memes and weeb talk instead. They have no social life and therefore value online interaction more than real life. They will hold grudges against you even if you didnt wrong them personally, since they value social justice ad absurdum. They will remain low life individuals and never achieve anything meaningful in life. They are still virgin and will most likely lose their virginity to their bisexual friend that may or may not be attracted to underage looking girls.

I used to be a member of the underwater squad, but then I got a life and left.

by Brexit Enthusiast November 08, 2018