touch

fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

by sheemeweemie July 4, 2011

touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005

Touched

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

by Mavericklax4 April 2, 2007

Touche

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass"
Zumiez bro: ...
Me: Touche

by yodeling_donkey January 10, 2012

the Touch

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch".

Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

by Lord_D October 24, 2004

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012