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sean wagner

by pammydj May 25, 2017
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Levi Wagner

When you have to vigorously masturbait so you’re not stiff.
The other night I had to Levi Wagner before the big game.
by Fetzl October 16, 2019
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Chris Wagner

When client is told workers are approaching burn out, they do absolutely nothing and lose them anyway. Nature is to squeeze every last drop of resources to their advantage and cut cost as much as possible.
by CLOLO December 10, 2019
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Franz Wagner

When he has his eyes on the rim, get out of the way.
Probably the greatest white boy to ever dunk a basketball.
Did you see when Jared Vanderbilt got dunked in by Franz Wagner ?
by Big Chuma November 19, 2021
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Bobby Wagner

Arguably the greatest middle linebacker currently in the NFL.
Dang! Bobby Wagner got some huge arms.
by Seattle8538537 August 18, 2020
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Ryan Wagner

Hottest guy alive. Likely was bred in a lab by aliens to attract females. Well endowed.
I really want to f*** Ryan Wagner
by Swankdank November 17, 2019
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Jacob Wagner

A male who is as strong as a baby gorilla and has a mullet. Can deadlift over 500lbs but can’t squat. Funny dude and prefers chocolate pudding over vanilla. Burps into girls mouths when kissing them. If in a war type of situation his fart can kill the mightiest of men. You’ll always catch him with a protein shake and memes. Takes forever to have him leave his house to take him to school. All ladies want him.
“Bro look at Jacob Wagner, I want to be just like him!”

“Jacob Wagner is a god.”
by GmoneyFIn February 1, 2020
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