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by Gooby Goober May 1, 2022
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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.
by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025
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dollop of spleen

A bit of anger.

A dollop, of course, is a small lump of something--generally a colloidal food, such as sour cream or whipped cream.

"Spleen" means anger. This is no doubt related to the fact that the spleen was thought to be one of the four organs associated with the humours involving emotion--specifically it was thought to excrete black bile. whose Greek name gives us the word "melancholy".

As such, you might expect "spleen" to mean "sad", but perhaps it's better understood as "grumpy", at least when served up in dollop-sized quantities.
"If the force of gravity varies with altitude, how would that affect the height of the drop?" asked Daniel Waterhouse.

"Do it at sea-level," said Hooke, with a dollop of spleen.
by L K B M July 20, 2016
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Spleen

Yo I'm bored, bro.

You up for a game of Spleen?

Let's go
by Tex FPX September 11, 2022
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