emergency umbrella, just be sure to use a rounded stick
While walking with my girlfriend to the movies it began to pour. I had no umbrella, but my girlfriend was wearing a skirt and I happened to have a baseball bat handy. My arms were sour, but my hair was still sharp.
by alpot April 10, 2006
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When a randomer has the urge to shove his/her fist inside the genitals of a person wearing a skirt.
Corrr look at that babe in the skirt.
-Ite darlin', fancy a skirting?
-Sure!
*Skirts*
by Naifen December 2, 2007
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USUALLY worn by women, in special moments, men would be embrassed to wear one.

The smaller version of a dress worn by females who either just like it, think thier a slut, or just want men.
Tom wanted to see what the girl wore, so he flipped her skirt up!
by Chris Lee June 17, 2003
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A noun used to identify a mildly above average slut. A girl that if one was ever lucky enough to catch her it would yeild bragging rights to all the guys.
ay three stacks.. check out dat skirt. All I would need is 3 and a half minutes... maybe even four.
by Michael Walsh November 15, 2007
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See da skirt would love to get that one
by jim July 18, 2003
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Someone, primarily a male who is heavily controlled by his girlfriend
Dude: Yo bring those cheese fries over here, im starving.
Skirt: Sorry i cant these are for my girlfriend.
Dude: Come on dude, dont be such a skirt.

Dude 1: You going out with us tonight?
Skirt: No, my girlfriends wants me to hang out with her tonight.
Dude 2: What a skirt.
by hernandorodriguez April 28, 2013
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a noob. A skirt is specifically a noob on psn (playstaion network). The term came in use on Killzone2 online.
Harrison-"Dude your such a fucking skirt you suck at Killzone man"

Tyler - "Leave me alone, if it was COD4 i could beat you"

Harrison- "but its not, you skirt"
by major coXsore March 5, 2009
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