the Kentucky plug

A sexual position in which one plugs a hole with their thumb

Girl your getting the Kentucky plug tonight

by Lastnightguss May 20, 2021

The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

plug the whore

A card game whereby the full deck is evenly distributed and placed faced down. Players turn cards over at the same time and whenever a queen turns over the player who flipped it yells “plug the whore”. Player with the least number of queens during the game has to fuck the nastiest fattest pig in the bar at the rest of the players choosing. The boys pick the whore and if you’re the loser then you have to plug it that night.

That’s the pig right there, with her midriff and gunt hanging out, tracks up her arm and zit on her lip.

“Ahhh boys do I have to?”
Fuckin right, plug the whore!

by NSAssman June 29, 2019

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.

"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"

"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."

The Kentucky Plug (sex position)

by the gushe May 20, 2021

The Kentucky plug

When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.

Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.

The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.

by TheRealClarence May 20, 2021

Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

by krimsen January 16, 2005