I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

Lighthouse Effect

Being so tall that people look up to you and naturally gravitate towards you.

“I wonder why everyone likes David?”
“Oh, it’s just the Lighthouse Effect.”

by StopSexualizingBoats April 1, 2023

Lighthousing

The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.

Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.

by SkitzoCrab April 28, 2017

Lighthouse

The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore

Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?

by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016

lighthouse

Someone who looks out for you.

“yea I wasted wasted last night, Anna was definitely my lighthouse”

by your neighbor April 25, 2024

Lighthoused

Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.

Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!

by [e-mail] October 29, 2018

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015