Greasy taco

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

by Mr.ballsack May 07, 2015

greasy cheeks

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.

Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."

by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018

Greasy Sweet

Something perfect, or better than perfect. Not to be confused with bitter sweet.

Did you see that remix? It was greasy sweet!

by Dimitri Lousteau June 19, 2010

greasy feel

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.

Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.

by horsecheese101 April 07, 2015

Greasy Cucumber

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019

Greasy cow

Nick a disgusting ass

Nick is a greasy cow

by Getrekt_123 May 28, 2018