double double the hook up

One your ex man is with another bitch

"Double double the hook up"

*picture with another bitch*

by sweggieswegger January 23, 2017

Double double

Most popular way to drink coffee in Canada.
It consists of two shots of cream (or milk whatever you fancy) and two shots of sugar (or sugar alturnatives).
Tim Hortons put the double double on the map

Drive thru - "welcome to Tim Hortons how may I help you"
Customer - "yeah can I get an extra large double double coffee please"
Drive thru - "sure your total is $2.20 please drive up the first window"

by Lilmatty18 July 26, 2018

Double Double

The act of taking a dump, not flushing, and then taking another dump on top of it.

Geoff didn’t want to wake up the house by flushing the toilet so he left double double in the toilet.

by BigPabloX August 20, 2022

Double Double Tilde

Two muñeños at the same time. One in front, one in back!

The muñeños were everywhere, and before he knew it he had a double double tilde.

by masonelchingon June 29, 2022

Double Double

When a woman farts, but rather than going up the back, it goes forward into the vag where she then has to push that fart out.

Him: Were you leaning back in a chair when you farted? I can taste it in your snatch.

Her: *blushes from embarrassment* Sorry, it was a double double.

by Mrmugs1980 April 20, 2023

Timmies Double Double Xtra Large

A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation

She wanted a Timmies Double Double Xtra Large so I emptied the sack on her and in her.

by InfernoCA January 9, 2021

Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.

Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"

by mdale August 26, 2013