curtis

a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire

an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail

by fruckfucknut February 13, 2010

curtis

Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.

"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."

"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."

"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."

by Da Boss 4444221 August 20, 2011

Curtis

A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.

"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"

by Captain DOO DOO and the Grunts July 14, 2009

CURTIS

One who is always tired , falls asleep while walking , seated , or on his phone ..

Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast

by Large___marge August 29, 2017

curtis

a dick even though he barely has one. the most irresponsible person i know

why are you such a curtis

by goodguy458 March 19, 2018

curtis

a gay man. Most of the time he is short and blonde. Most curtises act like there cool and good at sports but most of the4 time they tottaly fail because they asre short.

curtis is gay

by hey budy 636363636 April 11, 2019

Curtis

A headasss

That nigga Ms.Rose took my phone bruh, shes such a Curtis.

by Daddy Big Kalfs April 02, 2019