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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) is a website used mostly by extremely obese virgins who touch their nephew's penis.
Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.

The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
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Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
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archive activism

the action of finding nothing wrong with a current person or thing , so you dig through anything in the past to be angry about
archive activism is toxic. It combines the worst of human interactions, cyberbullying and needing to create an enemy to justify actions
by Grimcrow July 3, 2020
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LingOrm Archive Varities

a collection of lingorm (lingling kwong and orm kornnaphat) moments biblically gay from old testament to new testament
Hey did you checked out the L.A.V (Lingorm Archive Varities)? LingOrm said something unhinged!

LingOrm is REAL - @blueorms aka l.a.v
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