Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025

zoomie

1. informal word for Zoom-mate

2. someone who virtually meets with you via Zoom app

Rob: Please be my zoomie tomorrow on Science 101.
Cassie: Who are you calling zombie?

by timlight December 17, 2020

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies

by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time

Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.

by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024

Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!

by Jpcdaman July 9, 2021