hetero-queer

A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."

by DJ*77 March 8, 2015

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.

Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!

by Hildoggo October 15, 2018

Blinded by the Hetero

When someone is just too straight to see how hot somebody is.

Crystal was too blinded by the hetero to admit that Katy Perry is sexy as fuck.

by pineapples8264 April 12, 2016

Full Hetero

Full hetero is the same thing as “no homo” just another way of saying it but people might not get what you are saying so be careful when you say this phrase.

Guy one: I love you bro full Hetero.
Guy two: i love you too no homo

by Ella’s Dictionary November 1, 2019

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018

all hetero

The phrase "all hetero" is synonymous with examples of the literary devices of modifiers. The phrase strictly clarifies & classifies a statement as heterosexual (not gay), that potentially could have been viewed as heterosexual or homosexual. This is differentiated from no homo or no bruno, in that these two phrases are used to clarify the heterosexual intent of an otherwise homosexual statement. However, the phrase "all hetero" can be used in a "no homo statement," but not vice versa (as a "all hetero statement" may not have been homosexual in the first place).

"The wind blew me today; all hetero." The wind could be personified as either male or female, thus "all hetero" is used.

Not an Example:
"Suck my dick," when said male to male, should include no homo as opposed to "all hetero."

by StraightStackin May 6, 2012