hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson May 27, 2007

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hetero-queer

A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."

by DJ*77 March 08, 2015

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hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

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hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.

Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!

by Hildoggo October 15, 2018

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Dirty hetero

Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.

“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”

by Dirty-hetero June 01, 2021

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