crab gluck

when she got the glizzy grip too tight it gives you a burning boner

Bro my 5-inch double-decker pecker wrecker still hurts from that crab gluck your mum gave me last night... She got some real sandpaper hands.

by Leader of the Swaws September 15, 2023

I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you wanna get a Gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

When you really I wanna get a gluck gluck 9000 from a big titty goth bitch

by A weird retigger June 08, 2024

The Gluck

Fucking a chick while she’s in the midst of throwing up

I pulled the Gluck out in the porta potty last night

by shrmbs February 06, 2024

yuck gluck

When you vomit on a dick and keep sucking it

“Yeah your boyfriend gave me that yuck gluck last night that shit was crazy’

by yuckfluxk October 16, 2022

Gluck Gluck 6000

Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!

Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!

by RichTheRedn3ck November 02, 2023

National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

Gluck Gluck 3000

When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.

Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!

by Carolina Edwardino December 03, 2024