The Gru Pass

The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass

No u

No homo pass

And most importantly save people from using AirPods

Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”

As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.

by Gru June 19, 2019

gru

The word “gru” means girl in Glokkanese language terms and it is highly classified vocabulary,

“Junior sees a gru and he turns red and run in the other direction”

by 503steppa August 7, 2024

Gru Gay attack

A discord commonplace post used to insult the target by calling them gay typically in the form of an image.

If they unsuccessfully parry the insult the are permanently dubbed gay until being cured.

Guy 1: "posts Gru Gay attack @Guy2#0001"

Guy 2: "Well frick. I can't think of any way to parry that. I guess I'm gay now."

Guy 1: "Lel. Such a gerdon."

by BruhMomentAscendancy March 28, 2020

GRU Division "P"

A lego communist foundation which works on ROBLOX allied SCP:F games (SCP roleplay games), it has detachments such as Bodark, SPETSNAZ (including FSO) and FSS (basically a Detachment that specializes in enforcing the regulations)

Respected male: Man, I want to join GRU Division "P"
NPC: No, I heard they are the worst! Join a cooler department like ScD or MD, or the best combative department, SD!!

by averageMale_z August 14, 2022

Gruing Around

Appearing to be incredibly busy whilst secretly mending sewing machines

1: I haven't done anything today, I've just been gruing around.

2: Stop gruing around and go count those ceiling tiles.

by FreeTheTeessideOne February 25, 2021

Gru style

The act of going nose deep in your partners rectum

I did my girl gru style last night

by Ikonbootyballs February 11, 2025

gru

In german another word for „Du“ (in english: „you“)

„was machst gru so heute?“
„und gru?“

by eifohneseif March 3, 2022