Cag

The adulteration of a cough and a gag

Flem, stomach acid and saliva must exhibit the mouth whilst the cag is in progress

Good morning Nigel how are you

*CAG*

OMG Nigel how dare you

Apologies Bartholomew

by YEAST INFECTION 37 November 11, 2019

Cag

(noun) - a fool.

"Shut up, you cag!"

by pp333 May 25, 2022

CAG

You're just obsolete

Yo AdamMCross you're CAG

by shenelleisahoe November 01, 2022

Cag

Fungi growing from a cum rag.

“Dude you have cag to? We can be cag buddies!”

by Kryptee May 16, 2018

CAG

Cute Asian Girl

Is that a CAG? She has such an ugly asian boyfriend tho...

by Burner88444 August 01, 2022

CAG

CAG is a term used to convey how cool or special something that someone has done or wants to do is. mainly related to Arma 3 or milsim communities, the term comes from the official name of the US Army's Delta force, or it's official name, Combat Applications group.

"Woah dude thats CAG"
"total CAG bro"
"Good morning, Time to CAG"

by MilsimMan326 January 01, 2025

Cag

A Cat that does not identify with it's own species and feels more comfortable playing with Dogs.

Me: l just love how playful your cat is.

My PC Friend: You know that hurt Fluggers feelings. Last weekend I took acid and he told me calling him a cat is not very woke. He is actually a Cag.

by Pseudo Faux Man November 01, 2022