textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.

Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

by - TFish May 1, 2011

Textual dysfunction

When a person, who doesn't normally text a lot, tries to send a text message. it's often a tricky and frustrating process to coordinate all of the shift and function keys.

*%^&$! I am experiencing textual dysfunction. i cant get the &%^&*! function key to work with the @ sign.

by alison11 April 29, 2009

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010

Textual Relief

After waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!

Woman: I've been waiting for a reply from him all day!
*Recieves text*
Woman: YAY! I'm overwhelmed by textual relief right now.

by Alzi Senpai & Tweety Girl-San May 21, 2010

textually assaulted

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts

man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

by rockarolla July 13, 2012

textually active

adj. 1. Being extremely active in the area of communication through a cellular device.

Bill: Hey Freddy, Joe got a new phone.
Freddy: Huh.
Joe: Look, guys! I'm textually active! Just like you!
Bill: What a loser.

by Lilly Andromeda July 31, 2011

textual standoff

When a man and woman, not yet in a committed relationship, hold out on texting each other, typically after a sexual encounter with each other, for fear of their partner thinking that they are "too clingy." Similar to a wild west standoff, except with texts not revolvers.

Manuel- Have you heard from Sarah since that party last weekend?
Craig- No, we banged in the bathroom, but now I'm in a textual standoff with her.

by Slate G Rov May 20, 2010