Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.
Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.
by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008
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Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!
Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?
Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!
Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?
Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!
by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011
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The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
by chrispy licker May 27, 2010
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by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004
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A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.
From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.
The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
A Soapy Tenner is a £10 note that you will never actually see but still gives a modicum of weight to your argument by it's very presence.
From the example given we can see that even though the chance of the tomorrow being sunny is quite high, there is a possibility that it won't. You should therefore NOT risk your real tenner, but use your Soapy Tenner which has the built in option of non-payment.
The origin of the Soapy Tenner is a regular forum user at www.visordown.com you would regularly bet £10 on the outcome of various discussion and never pay.
by WiseBuddha January 27, 2007
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Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Wa yu sey? Fak yu. Fak yu man. Fak yu.
-Tense1983, spoken during playin CS:GO.
-Tense1983, spoken during playin CS:GO.
by PRO_MLaga January 20, 2021
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by brwhizz May 23, 2009
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