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Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.
'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'
by whalley1234 January 7, 2009
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Testicles

A word you say when there is awkward silence in a room with three or more people.
"..."
"Testicles"
*Laughter*
by Sean Nollen September 7, 2006
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rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat
Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree
by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014
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Testoclesius

An idiot and troll of the Quake3World.com/Raw-One.com forums.

Usually found not far behind his interbuddy Genxgenius, and often found posting pictures of some whore called Sheila.
That Testoclesius is such an annoying nerd!
by :) November 22, 2004
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Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.
BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
by Turdmit"The Great Destroyer" September 4, 2009
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testicle shitting rectal wart

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.
by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003
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tentacles

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.
"OMG, did you read that fic where Gee has TENTACLES? It was soooo hawt!!!!1!!!11"
by mexheartxyou May 23, 2008
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