Pee-tatoes

When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes

Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!

by Samuraikai419 January 22, 2023

Tato's Voice

the type of voice you'd hear in recordings of p*dos talking to 12 year old girls

Girl 1: Hey have you met the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a Tato's Voice

by pookiewooks September 24, 2024

tainted tato

When a nether region smells of musky taint water, smegma, and crusty day old poop, aka willnots, rehydrated with the droplets of a large piss.

Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.

by Scallyway888 April 13, 2024