swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
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A philosophy of life that came to be during a certain "discussion" in the very early 1980s. A mutation from "Stay Poor". Often accompanied by making the peace sign with one's fingers.
The philosophy is such that if you staypo, then not much else can happen to you.
A low yet protected state of being. You have very little to lose.
Often used as as "farewell" when you part ways from your friends until next time.
The philosophy is such that if you staypo, then not much else can happen to you.
A low yet protected state of being. You have very little to lose.
Often used as as "farewell" when you part ways from your friends until next time.
(stay-po) best description, verb
Staypo and it will all wash over you. You won't notice it when "it" hits the fan. You're down so low that you can't experience a fall from grace, wealth, status, or anything else for that matter. You're fine, yet poor as a church mouse. You're still there though.
It is not a fall from hope and friendship however.
A very hippie state of being.
Staypo and it will all wash over you. You won't notice it when "it" hits the fan. You're down so low that you can't experience a fall from grace, wealth, status, or anything else for that matter. You're fine, yet poor as a church mouse. You're still there though.
It is not a fall from hope and friendship however.
A very hippie state of being.
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Karen: Yeah I just had a skappointment with the doctor. It's so convenient, you should try it.
Karen: Yeah I just had a skappointment with the doctor. It's so convenient, you should try it.
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Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night
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