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Stanford University

a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.
"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."

"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
by chon3 April 1, 2008
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stanford

A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.
Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"

Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
by D H December 14, 2006
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starfoullah

Arabic expression used by french people which means "May God forgive me", usually used way too often and in any kind of embarrassing, weird, or sad situation.
"-Yesterday my eyes bled from watching too many memes.

-Well, starfoullah "
by sickflew August 22, 2017
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Stanford Rapist

The worlds most hated college student. The Rapist raped a unconscious girl behind a dumpster and was sentenced to 6 months for "only 20 minutes " and only served 3 months cause any longer would ruin his swimming career and will effect him.
The Stanford Rapist is the worst college swimmer.
by WTFISWRONGWITHTHISCOUNTRY September 6, 2016
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Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.
a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)
by Stadium Status December 30, 2007
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stanford

Where the students who don't get into MIT go.
Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.
by histort21 July 7, 2017
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Stanford

-noun
A failed version of Berkeley.
Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.
by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008
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