The gnome that lives just beyond the outer rim of your sphincter. It lives off of feces and the occasional corn chunk with are considered delicacies among all gnomes.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
Every night sphincter gnome has been known to crawl out of your rectim and slap your testicles or tickle your gouch. Human flatulance is also a direct result of the sphincter gnomes growls. These growls are caused because the sphincter gnome tends to get alittle territorial when it sees a large peice of shit crushing its living room.
by truth teller never lie2 September 06, 2009
Feces with the consistency of pudding, Also, a queer's favorite desert, especially after a main course of semen.
by Billy B November 20, 2006
Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.
Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"
by bunthole June 22, 2011
by Liljohny September 05, 2011
Very deep verticle wrinkles around a persons mouth. Typically seen on females who are heavy smokers.
Deb: Oh my, your friend Sally's mouth looks like a spincter.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
Janet: Well what do you expect...she smokes like two packs of cigs a day, she's bound to have a sphincter mouth.
by Saurus-rex March 01, 2011
Residual, rolled up pieces of toilet paper left after wiping one's rectum. These artifacts are often found tangled in the hair adjacent to the sphincter. However, they my become dislodged resulting in the universally hated foot mummy and/or shower drain mummy.
by Moistmerkin69 May 09, 2013
A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
by The Conjurer September 20, 2019