Got surprised with Eddie's special last night.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
This dirty biracial hooker put my nuts in her mouth and then in her upper lip while giving me the rusty trombone.
Now she wants to charge me for them, saying the first one is always free.
by Half/Laff August 12, 2024
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Get the Edward Telford special mug.When someone in your friend group puts his tongue into a woman's butthole, thinking it's a vagina.
NOTE: Must be drunk.
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"How'd it go last night?"
"Pretty well."
"Did you go down on her?"
"Yeah. I gave her the TCMG Spéciale."
"Pretty well."
"Did you go down on her?"
"Yeah. I gave her the TCMG Spéciale."
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Get the specialest mug.A nickname to be applied to anyone whose name is Ed and you consider to have special qualities such as being a little slow or sometimes mentally challenged.
by Mr Smart June 21, 2009
Get the SpecialED mug.A slang word used by cute chicks and middle school boys meaning "most special". It is similar to "bestest" and "cutemost".
1. Wow, Peggy, those are the specialest, cutemost earrings!
2. We ride the specialest bus to middleschool!
2. We ride the specialest bus to middleschool!
by Sepiolid September 19, 2008
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