When you commit cannibalism for a reason other than survival, religion or tradition. These often include the taste, the experience, a weird fantasy or other reasons
John: JOE YOU MONSTER, YOU ATE HIM!! YOU ATE JAMES! YOU CRUEL CANNIBAL!
Joe: At least it was Sophisticated Cannibalism, I'm not some primitive monster. I have standards
by SchneemannDerAllerEchte February 25, 2024
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Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!
by QuacksO January 23, 2025
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Sophisticated

Whitmanite 1: I wish I was Sophisticated.
Whitmanite 2: Not everyone can be Arin Gardner, pal.
by WhitmanWhale November 7, 2023
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Urban Sophistication

When a person of low intelligence attempts to use a large or impressive word but the word they use is not in existence. These can usually be heard on reality shows featuring low class individuals that most likely attended public school.
"The chef was yelling at me and I got flustrated." -Hells Kitchen Contestant

Flustrated is a combination of flustered and frustrated. This is an example of urban sophistication

"These dresses are horocious" -Bridezillas

Horocious is a combination of horrific and atrocious. Another example of urban sophistication
by Joey Lamb March 4, 2015
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Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.
Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.
by susansusansusan April 2, 2013
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sophistic

adj. used to describe a person who is both sophisticated AND sarcastic.
Chris only prefers sophistic women.
by AmyAllyson August 21, 2010
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Sophisticated Idiot

Someone who speaks in a way that is so complex and sophisticated. You don't realize they are talking complete nonsense.
"Bro Insert total nonsense}"
"Dude, what the fuck was that?"
"I guess you're not smart enough to understand me."
"No, you're just being a sophisticated idiot because what you just said was simplified total nonsense, which makes even the littlest of sense."
by epiczander May 29, 2024
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