bread softener

another name for sperm

"did you see all the bread softener on the shower walls this morning?"

by Chensia McQuarterwatters April 29, 2008

what's the softest way to say you took away my friend

losing your friend in some way. wish that didn't happen to you don't you. sorry...

hey what's the softest way to say you took away my friend from this world

by im in pain :p November 21, 2021

Mister Softee

Cunnilingus after ejaculating into a vagina.
Eating a cream pie pussy.

$5 for a Mister Softee.

by Jbucklam February 27, 2017

sofaternity

A diverse group of females and males dedicated to enjoying television, radio, the Internet, or any other media or media companies, etc., from the comfort of their sofas. As with sororities or fraternities, their particular dedication is defined by the Greek letters relative to their interest (without using letters of established fraternities or sororities).

Sigma Pi Nu The sofaternity that enjoys watching "Supernatural". The show "Supernatural" often is abbreviated as "SPN", or Sigma Pi Nu.

Nu Iota Sigma The sofaternity that enjoys watching "NCIS" (there is not an exact translation of "C" in Greek". Also, "NCIS" used to be knows at NIS.

For "NCIS:LA" fans, the sofaternity offers NLA. None of the above show up in Internet searches as established Greek societies.

There are some letters that have been moved into the mix from the Phoenicians, generally used by mathematicians, such as Vega. Therefore, the sofaternity uses Tau Vega Sigma for fans of "The Vampire Diaries".

by Morgana Le Fey August 22, 2011

soften the mood

verb: 1)When a girl sets the mood of the conversation 2) making the conversation as sexual as possible 3) the female takes control of her partner in bed

Hey babe will you soften the mood after we were at your parents.

by TheWhiteGuy69 September 9, 2015

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin November 18, 2015

soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute May 6, 2016