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Slippery Customer 

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty. Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week). A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.
Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

People like him have certainly derailed from the road to glory...

slippery tomato 

a slippery tomato is when a female has her period all over a smooth floor surface then the male partner curls into a ball then rools his balled up body through the the trail of bloody discharge face first into the female's reach where she will then forcefuly and unexpecidly thrust his face into her bloody vagina.
did you hear about tom giving amanda a slippery tomato last night?

NO!!! what a sick bastard
slippery tomato by poopy97 June 14, 2011

Slippery Bitch 

A woman who at first seems cool but turns out to be one sneaky bitch, commonly an extreme and sinister one.
Man, that Good Samaritan lady from MISERY turned out to be one slippery bitch!

I was about to do this hott 10 but the slippery bitch turned out to be a dude!

I thought I was the true playa but I got played by that ho yo, coz that slippery bitch was doing key members of my main rival street gang!
Slippery Bitch by thequietsun August 7, 2011

slippery slalom 

Noun. Verb. Girl lays down on her side, and lifts up one leg. The guy rubs lube all over the leg still on the ground and the "fuzzy taco." After the girl is all slippery, the guy straddles the girl's leg and takes hold of the arm that is pointing up in the air.
I didn't want to eat her out, so I got some lube and did the slippery slalom.

slippery tip

When a bitch cant fit the whole dick in her mouf so she just tounge tickles the tip
I was gonna get some head from this chick but she couldn't fit most of the dick in her mouf so I settled for some slippery tip

Slippery Disney 

recieving an oily hanjob while watching Mary Poppins
I got a slippery disney from this chick at my house, while babysitting 5 year olds.
Slippery Disney by big daddy 978 November 29, 2006