fly sleeper

a person who sleeps with a different people over and over like a fly to food

Tina: are you still going out with rob
April: he was a fly sleeper

by llama da man July 23, 2014

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Puddle sleeper

Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

by Puddlemaster3.14 December 30, 2018

semen sleeper

One who sleeps in sheets that recently have had semen on them

"I havent washed my sheets in a week."

"Kampbell your a semen sleeper"

by hookem1961 June 18, 2014

polish sleeper

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.

i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.

by jaek August 8, 2006

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleepies

A cutter word for eye boogers.

Man when I woke up I had some major sleepies in my eyes.

by Poppit May 15, 2005