Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023

skeg

a skeg is someone who is a slag a hoe and a sket and just an all out bad person - word meaning made by harry s

"emily is such a skeg" or "your such a skeg

by harry s (SMCabyss) May 8, 2021

Skegs

Scraps and dregs of something. So, not the scraps, or the dregs; but the skegs.

My girlfriend makes me wake up to the skegs of water.

by jdlkg March 20, 2024

Skeg

An absolute whore, slut and dirt of a girl

“Oi dave! Look at that skeg that just walked past us, doesn’t she look a bit cheap tonight”

by skeglord May 26, 2019

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Skeg

A little weasel of a human being. Just a little shit.

I hate him, that awful skeg

by PsychoDeschain May 25, 2016

Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.

"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."

by Windowsmad September 12, 2014