Peeing sitting down

When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.

Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.

Yeah I like peeing sitting down, deal with it.

by Im a wizard. September 15, 2016

I've Been Sitting on the Shitbowl

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫

by Telephony August 6, 2015

Make it a Stinger

The phrase one says to a colleague/teammate before a good job “smack ass” upon himself. The meaning of the phrase suggests that they smack them hard to get adrenaline going to get them excited about the work in which they are performing.

Employee 1: You are doing a damn good job.walks by and gives smack on the ass to Employee 2
Employee 2: Come on, make it a stinger bub.

by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018

Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee!

A common catchphrase amongst boxers. You just say it the whole round until it annoys the other person to death. Often accompanied with "THAT's the best you can do?!"

Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! Move like a bee, sting like, uh, a bee! THAT's the best you can do?! THAT's the best you can do?! *literally dies*

by _Ashley1227 March 13, 2021

Stingring

that intensly hot feeling on your bung hole while passing last nights spicy chow. Helpful hint; baby wipes exstinguish the fire! See close friend "Beersmears"

Clay: Damn that mexican food left its mark!
Linc: Ha ha ya no doubt I got some serious stingring!!

by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009

Sting aku yahuu

About a viral guy from Malaysia who did a food's review. He ate chicken and it was too yummy so he said 'sedaqq sedaqq sting aku yahuu yahuuu' which means he felt stim (sexually 😂✌️) to that chicken.

' sting aku yahuu!'

by Secret admire ❣️ September 16, 2020

corvette stingray

Probably the absolute best in the American car line up today, which is saying something, considering the fact that 'Merica is the best country in the world. The 'Vette is usually backed by a Small Block Chevy V8, and a 4/6 speed transmission depending on the generation. So far, Chevy's made a Stingray Corvette in every good generation of Corvettes. The newest one being the 2014 C7 Corvette. Look it up. Read about it. Look at it. Worship it. This message brought to you by GM. Good evening, 'Merica.

Corvette GM Stingray Corvette Stingray

by BigMac32 January 5, 2014