Shitstick

The device used to break a giant piece of shit into smaller pieces so it becomes flushable, usually a coathanger or wooden stick.

Quick! We'd better get the shitstick this one looks like its not going to go down on its own.

by Dan VK December 12, 2003

shitfuck

Someone who is both a shit and a fuck a.k.a. fuckhead.

Get the fuck out of here you shitfuck and never comeback or I will fucking kill you.

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

shitfucker

a person who fuck's shit

you little shitfucker.

by occasum February 18, 2009

Shitfucker

Simple people to the extreme. Low educated. They are your rural lazy ignorant towns people. Most likely on Welfare, but not all. They do not improve on their lives, they just make them more difficult. They raise shitty families generation after generation. Shitfuckers absolutely love to make little things big. Getting pitbulls, jail, loud trucks, smoking, polluting etc. These people do not at ALL care about their health. Alcohol plays a HUGE part of their life. They make big deals out of the simplest things, and LOVE getting off on it. hence the name shit-fucker. They in essence fuck shit by doing that.

(Not literally I hope).

People who are getting sick of these people or make them sick, have shitfuckeritus a very troublesome illness.

Brian- "Shit man, gota get me some fish, but no bait!"

Ted- "Aah shit, just use your cigg butt."

Sam- "yuckk this town is full of shitfuckers!"

Olivia- "IKR, I think I have shitfuckeritus"

by shitfuckeritus January 2, 2011

shitfuckdamn

a common string of expletives. flows forth easily.

i missed my math test! SHITFUCKDAMN!

by nappyafrochik April 23, 2003

shitfucker

A person or company or anyone that pisses you off. Someone who thinks their smart; but their really SHIFUCKERS.

Who ever thought of this idea is a shitfucker.
When you are mad at anything just say SHITFUCKER.

by Fast Eddie RCL4 June 19, 2004

Shitfuckwanktwatbastard

The most sacred word of the English language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.

Man: (To wife) Could you give me a blowwy?
Wife: No, no way.
Man: Pleeeaase...
Wife: Oh go on then

*Wife begins the deed*

Man: Come on bitch, you've gotta do better than this! Do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?

*Wife bites down hard*

Man: Shitfuckwanktwatbastard!

by Billy Sheepfucker April 22, 2007