shit

n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)

I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.

by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018

shit

its poop but in a dirtier way and mean way

you are a piece of shit.
i need to shit

by papiiiiiiiiidoma August 5, 2018

shit

something that comes out of ur asshole

person 1: i juz took a shit
person 2: too much information

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

shit

acronym with same meaning as tgiaf. "Sorry honey, it's Thursday"

TGIF?
No, TGIAF, or SHIT.

by monabonejakon October 17, 2017

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

shit

A bad way of saying poop ,you can use when you did something you did not mean to do.

I need to go take a shit realy bad.Shit i broke my TV.

by POCHOLO 876 September 14, 2016