Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.

"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."

by William_Shatner August 14, 2009

facebook shatting

Facebook chatting on your laptop or phone while simultaneously taking a shit.

dude last night i was facebook shatting with her for like 20 minutes!

by gars9004 January 22, 2010

Shitton

More than one, usually plural, but less than 10

How many topless photos you got?! Not one but 6?! That’s a shitton

by Thatnoteggshellcolorpersonthur February 13, 2018

shatting

used to describe shit-talking with your mates on chat services such as Skype or MSN Messenger.

I was shatting with Anthony the other day on Messenger and giving him banter about his shaved balls.

by Wordsmith1 November 20, 2007

Shattner

Refers to a giant ugly terd, that usually takes between 5 and 62 minutes to disperse from the anus.

I feel a Shattner comin on.

I have to go have a talk with Mr. William Shattner.

by Kraticus--Roman Warrior June 20, 2005

shaton

To be shat upon.

You fucking pig, you shaton me!!!!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

Shitton

(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

Copyright NMH

After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.

by NastyIsTakenQuestionmarkFrown October 21, 2009