Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by on September 16, 2022
by BeardedGhost September 29, 2022
The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 01, 2011
Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.
by unkillbilly June 09, 2018
When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 22, 2020
Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.
works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI
by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022
Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012