satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012

Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019