by BeardedGhost September 29, 2022
by EmJayee January 28, 2019
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
by Whitehotgwap August 28, 2023
Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012
Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.
by unkillbilly June 9, 2018
When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...
P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”
by CJLT April 22, 2020