Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
by Whitehotgwap August 28, 2023
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Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.
Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.
by Evitabl January 29, 2024
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satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.
Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.
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satellite office

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by BeardedGhost September 29, 2022
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Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.
Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."
by Max420 April 01, 2011
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Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.
Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"
by Anonymous Model January 07, 2012
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