Jolly, joy spreading fella!! By the power of Christmas magic fits his rather rotund posterior down the chimney where little darlings wait eagerly for his presents.
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
You better not cry,
listen here I'm telling you why,
Because santa claus is coming to town.
by Dave and Lucy December 12, 2003
A man that ought to be caught and arrested. Who else can go into someones house with a big sack in to middle of the night?
Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?
Also notice
SANTA
SATAN
Not much of a difference, right?
by Liz December 25, 2003
by ThatRandomnGuy December 08, 2013
a old fat guy who likes to watch kids sleep. he loves cookies Santa is a well known date rapist. Santa's background is he was in a prison camp in Siberia then he poisoned a guards drink to escape and eventually find the north pole.
guy 1: whoa! I cant remember anything from last night.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.
guy 2:dont you remember Santa?
guy1: god damn not again.
by mr. rodgers August 27, 2014
(A dyslexic satanist, named Tommy, walks up): I worship Santa!
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
(His friend Ash replies): No, man, I think it Satan.
by -lovemetal December 12, 2007
damn look at santas's shit!
santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin
i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins
santa be smokin that muthafuckin pot or he aint laughin
i hear santa give out shit for dem youngins
by 08ersk8erh8er January 11, 2004