Salsa Fucked

This phenomenon occurs when dining at a Mexican restaurant with a large group and the salsa is not distributed evenly throughout the table. The areas of the table that do not have ample amounts of salsa are "salsa fucked."

Jeff, all of the salsa is at the other end of the table, yo.

I know, we got Salsa Fucked.

by Robocoke October 12, 2008

Salsa Bowl

Having pectus excavatum

Or a large unsightly cave is ones chest

MarkyMark's salsa bowl scares off all his potential mates, but he compensates with his amazing tan and muscles

by SashaMcDavies June 30, 2009

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023

Salsa Cube

(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.

That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.

by u4eazcoo! May 4, 2010

salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

by jim April 30, 2004