by Riley Robertson September 04, 2023
Jacob has the fattest cock ever, his cock is huge and he has the fattest crush on Robert. he loves to suck Robert's cock and has the biggest hairy balls ever, he loves to kidnap children because he is a Robertson. he sticks his pubes in a blender then feeds it to his kids locked in a chamber. he fucks Mr Barnes wife then cums in Roberts eyes and slaps his ears for a Russian flash bang, he's has a threesome with josh and Robert and Robert eats jacobs moms pussy hair
person 1: omg look at that huge cock
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
person 2: it's so big
person 1: its Jacob Robertson the hot big cock model who fucks Robert and ado
person 2: Robert is such a monkey
by the_realhjitcookie November 09, 2021
by Terrell R December 28, 2016
Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent
Chris Robertson is a beast
by Malathyi October 07, 2021
by Luke boegels hot September 24, 2019
thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs
Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha
by taidhg bai September 07, 2021
The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
by sjwhater June 15, 2017