A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
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A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.
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Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing
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Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
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