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Five-Minute Spit-Roast

A Five-Minute Spit-Roast is a spit-roasting that a group of cadets give to another cadet. Each of the other cadets in the pod (5) give the 6th a spit-roasting, but they can fuck him in his mouth or asshole for only five minutes at a time, and then they have to let someone else in. The guys keep doing this until everyone has had at least one cumgasm.
Almost every month my roomies give me a Five-Minute Spit-roast!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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Reverse spit roast

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.
A spit roast is when things go into those orifices, so reverse is when things come out.
Person 1: I barely made it home before the food poisoning kicked in
Person 2: fuck, reverse spit roast in public is nightmare inducing
by LaLemon October 3, 2018
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This is a sausage teaparty spitroast
"Wow did you see that sausage tea party spit roast."
"Yea, it happens all the time."
by iSorrowProductions October 24, 2017
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The act of screwing britain with germany in Hearts of Iron IV, by invading the north and the south simultaneously.
ISP: "If you go un Urban Dictionary and look up sausage tea party spit roast, this is what you'll see."
by TheSoschianGamer+ October 24, 2017
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Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
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Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.
“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome
by Calonizier April 16, 2023
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spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
by RobJeremy June 6, 2022
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