Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024

Pavement roadkill

When ones old dilapidated underwear finally gives out and falls down in public. This is only an issue if you’re wearing a skirt, dress or kilt. If you choose to step out of it and keep walking you are turning your ancient underwear into pavement roadkill.

I’m going commando today, my underwear is pavement roadkill.

by Estella Botha January 17, 2020

ROADKILL

Rip Roadkill

2017-2018

He was a little squishy toy loved by all and will not be forgotten

Roadkill died to a maniac with scissors

by Poopytoes August 18, 2019