The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018
Get the Texas Oil Riggermug. Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Get the rigger monkey hemmorhoidsmug. Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021
Get the this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggersmug. by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021
Get the Riggermug. In-depth instruction and strenuous practice regarding how to attach cables or ropes for heavy freight-transporting.
Achieving efficient sling-building and block-and-tackle setup requires many hours of riggerous training.
by QuacksO November 3, 2025
Get the riggerous trainingmug. Look at that black guy over there! Wait, is he being racist to that asian kid? Aw man, the world is full of riggers.
by criky July 12, 2022
Get the riggermug. by Logan_T May 21, 2023
Get the Riggermug.