The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."
by Nigger Cream December 31, 2017
Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole
by Hannibal March 29, 2003
Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-
by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 22, 2021
by FoxTheRigger March 05, 2021
by Euphejism August 12, 2020
Adam: What the fuck! That truck almost ran me off the road, is he fucking drunk?!
Mike: Nah bro, it looks like it was just a nig rigger
Adam: Damn how do they even get their CDL?
Mike: Nah bro, it looks like it was just a nig rigger
Adam: Damn how do they even get their CDL?
by BlackTerminator99 September 22, 2021
by Forever2297 July 19, 2022