Jimmey Rigger

Someone who can turn absolutely anything into something spectacular.

Jimmey just physically jumped off the Empire States Building; on the way down he managed to eat dinner, phone his mom and two sisters, book a massage appointment, buy some Microsoft stock, sign a few autographs, broker a deal for world peace, build a re-usable space craft that not only could shuttle himself safely to the ground, but managed to book several flight plans to the moon. Jimmey Rigger never had time to use the space craft though to land safely, he had to cut his fall short to drop in on the 63 floor for a dental appointment.

Jimmey Rigger by Dan Rigger September 10, 2011

nigger rigger 

Scientific ingenuity skills, the type of stuff that is there, used and works, despite it not being the most optimal solution. It is an honor to be called a rigger, MacGyvers, MacGyvering, MacGyvered, nigger-rig, MacGyverism, nigger-rigs, nigger-rigging, nigger-rigged.

The vehicle keys got lost and we couldn't move, and nigger rigger Guy ( the MacGyvered ) just stuck a pen in that thing there, and it and we were able to drive to the service station using inertia.

nigger rigger by bc1a September 25, 2019

a pure rigger

A mane hungry person who is as tight as a ducks arse and wouldnt give you the steam of his piss.

Quote " That Timmy fella is a pure rigger"

a pure rigger by tmes December 3, 2013

HAND RIGGER 

A WOMAN WHO AGRESSIVELY MASTURBATES A MAN.

THAT CHICK LAST NIGHT WAS A REAL HAND RIGGER, HER ARM DIDN'T GET TIRED AT ALL!

HAND RIGGER by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009

oil rigger

cockney rhyming slang to define a black person as a nigger, the words oil rigger are usually used by a person with a large penis... LOUIS!

"dude thats one grimey lookin' oil rigger"

oil rigger by louis20114 September 24, 2011

Ruh Roh rigger 

What a white scooby says to black nigger ghosts

scooby "Ruh Roh Rigger re he he he he"

Shaggy 'like zoinks man hes black"

Ruh Roh rigger by SpookyAfrican May 2, 2022

Texas Oil Rigger 

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

Texas Oil Rigger by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018