Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

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rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

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this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

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The Down-Rigger

The act of taking your partner fishing, only looking for an extra catch. As you are fucking your partner, you catch a fish on the other end of the line. right as you are about to cum, you pull the fish out of the water and shoot your load on the fish. Then proceed to slap your partner across the face with the catch of the day.

Dan, "I took Brittany out fishing yesterday."

Tom, "Yeah, how did that go?"

Dan, " Well i showed her The Down-Rigger!"

by Jerry Casper July 1, 2010

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