registered bottom

A bottom who's first time happened with them bottoming
1) Did you hear that Rachel registered her bottom? Apparently the neighbors heard her bottom's moans.

2) Yeah, he is a registered bottom, he may not be straight out of the factory, but you are sure to get a good ride!
by agermanbottom >//< July 25, 2024
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register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon
One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states
by June 27, 2023
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registered yap offender

When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom
Man she yaps so much she should be put on the registered yap offender list
by Xa_Bigsquirt December 05, 2024
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Registered turd

A person who gives unsolicited medical advice to someone who is actually working in the medical field.

Describes a non-registered nurse, unlicensed medical need, who doesn’t realize they look like an ignorant ass.
That registered turd had the nerve to point out my cold sore and tell me to treat it with tooth paste and tape.
by December 01, 2022
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Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.
My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.
by TheAllKnowingMrD March 09, 2018
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Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.
"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."
by Cotoia August 24, 2017
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Register

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.
by Solid Mantis July 01, 2020
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