Off ramp

The person who safely brings you out of a long term or involved relationship.

I know he’s not going to commit to anything but sex right now, as he’s just finishing a ten year relationship. I’m his off ramp.

by Shiny Penny May 20, 2018

ramp ranger

When a person in a car gets on the highway or expressway then proceeds to get off at the next ramp. Most times done inside a city limit.

That car was a ramp ranger. He could of just used the surface streets to the next light.

by The Truck January 22, 2008

foreskin ramp

Foreskin ramp is the effect that occurs when it's easier to deep throat a uncircumcised cock than a cut dick. The foreskin acts like a ramp for smoother sucking.

Oh my god! I usually have the worst gag reflex, but last night I felt like a blow job queen! I can't take all the credit though; it must have been the foreskin ramp.

by Yummy3516 April 26, 2014

Ramp that Shit

1. Exclamation usually used in games in which vehicles can be sent in flight by makeshift wedges and ramps. (i.e.: Grand Theft Auto games)

2. Exclamation roughly meaning, "Do it."

3. Exclamation stating that you would have sexualt relations with the object of the statement.

1. "C'mon man, go! Straight ahead! oh Oh OH! RAMP THAT SHIT!"

2. "Let's go guys, let's ramp this shit and win State!"

3. "Mmm-mmm! I would ramp that shit."

by Scottch on the Rox June 26, 2006

Ramped up

To become mentally and physically prepared.
To become excited.
To elevate ones readiness.
To be overexcited.

I am ramped up and ready to throw down.

by brownox January 15, 2014

David Ramp

A David Ramp is a ramp commonly made in the video game Skate 2, where you stack a ramp on top of another ramp. If you want to be even more David, you can stack another ramp on top of those

PERSON 1: dude did u see that guy do a nollie variel heelflip benihana backflip off that David Ramp?

PERSON 2: yea it was totally David

by davidskater7 June 4, 2010

Ramp foot

when one developes skater muscle to the ankle, professional skaters would have endured it at some early stages of skating, when the ankle swells up from continuous skating, due to the repetitive pushing off hard surfaces, referred to it as ''ramp foot''

Nici ''my ankle is swollen I'm lying in bed with a kankle''
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'

by Goose egg August 28, 2012