Jose Queervo

1. An extremely homosexual male.
(see too gay to function)

2. An extremely drunk person with homosexual tendencies.

1. Hey Jose Queervo, pull your dick out of your boyfriend's ass.

2. After thirteen beers and many sexual advances to his buddies, John's friends started calling him Jose Queervo.

by OGBiggs February 28, 2009

Pyfagorean Queerom

It is believed that the statement of Pyfagorean's Queeorem was discovered on a gay bar stool around 1969- The Pyfagorean Queorem relates to the three sides of a intertwined couple. It states that c2=a2+b2, C is the side that is opposite the right angle which is referred to as the cum. a and b are the males that are adjacent to the ejaculation. In essence, the Queeorem simply stated is: the sum of the cum of two small penises equals the area of the large one.

I heard Nick had a Pyfagorean Queerom last night, does anyone who the b squared (b2) was?

Everything is made up of math, for example the Pyfagorean Queerom.

by Deepthroat Dave December 2, 2010

Queeriod

A straight male who is very camp and queer

Tom Thompson Arnold is normally on his queeriod

by duckyy9 July 8, 2011

queerdo

queer and weirdo

That kid is such a queerdo

by matt lenzen September 28, 2011

Queertot

queertot: a queer mixed together with a tatortot:)

"oh my your such a queertot"

by paulsnuts April 28, 2019

queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers

Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!

by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022

QueerConvincability

A measurement of how easy it is to persuade someone to have homosexual sex.

Someone with high queerconvincability is more likely to partake in bum fun.

Matt: "I want to have sexytime with Tom. But apparently he's straight."
Jade: "Yeah but I bet he has high queerconvincability"

by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009