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quadruplicate

Quadruplicate (verb). The act of making something more intricate, convoluted, or complex than necessary. It involves the futile attempt to refine or clarify a situation by introducing multiple solutions to a singular problem, often without a practical way to solve it. This can lead to compounding variables, making the issue more convoluted and difficult to resolve.
Ah, the good ol' American way of doing things! You know, why solve a problem efficiently when you can quadruplicate it? It's like the American Dream but in problem-solving form. Why settle for simplicity when you can throw in a chaotic mix of unnecessary solutions and over-the-top ideas?

Because, you know, why stop at fixing a leaky faucet with a straightforward solution when you can quadruplicate it into a full-blown plumbing renovation? It's like the more convoluted and tangled the problem becomes, the more American it is! Who cares about practicality when you can make things flamboyantly complicated, right?

Oh, and repercussions? Who needs to worry about those? Just throw in a bunch of variables, pile on more options, and voilà! You've successfully quadruplicated a maze where the exit sign seems to get lost in a sea of over-the-top choices.

But hey, why take the easy route when you can quadruplicate things beyond recognition? It's the quintessential American spirit of "more is more," even if it means making a simple task feel like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. Because in America, excessiveness isn't just a choice; it's practically a birthright!
by lunar lycan January 10, 2024
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Quadruple opp riddifyer

A four chamber gun that is used on opps only.

Can only be used on 4 guys evenly spaced away from user
I’m order to take down weezer im gonna use my quadruple opp riddifyer
by Earth2_kenz01 🪐 December 11, 2023
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Reverse quadruple Cthulhu position

A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
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Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.
Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.
by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022
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Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
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quadruple-third-cousin

Quadruple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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quadruple-2C

Quadruple-second-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-2C is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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