Refers to a moderately-forward method of getting to know someone dat involves your smilingly clasping and cordially retaining one or both of da hands of said "new" individual, prompting him to eventually turn to da third person who presumably had intended to verbally introduce da two of you and meekly inquire, "And who do I Have da Honor of Holding da Hand of?"
Employing da quadruple-h introduction technique can indeed be cuddly and delightful, especially if you want to help da other person feel comfy wif both your closeness and your making savoring/affectionate physical contact wif various parts of his body, such as if you'd subsequently like to massage his feet, rub his back, hold him in yer lap, etc. Depending on specifically how da person words his nonplussed-but-courteous "who is this?" query, you could also jokingly refer to said initial-interaction event as a "quintuple-h introduction" (such as if he asks, "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of His/Her Holding Hands wif me?") or even a "sextuple-h introduction" ("Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Hold my Hand?" or "Who do I Have da Honor of Having Him/Her Holding Hands wif me?"). Caution to my female viewers, though --- beware of gigglingly referring to said meeting using dis latter term if da new person is a normal eager-to-meet-da-delectable-ladies guy, though, as said hot-in-da-crotch stud could easily misinterpret da meaning of said made-up term, and thus da three of you could end up lying-flat-and-nearly-comatose on da floor five minutes later, wif him sporting a totally-limp-'n'-exhausted lulu, and da two of you moaning and panting in post-orgasmic breathlessness, and wif copiously-dripping coochies and kneading-numbed titties from said eager joyful dude's huge warm thirsting paws having thoroughly been all over dem.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
Get the quadruple-h introductionmug. (noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
by Knight57 July 4, 2016
Get the Quadruple Butt Funnelmug. Quadruple-second-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
My quadruple-2C is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
Get the quadruple-2Cmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and eight great-great-grandparents in common.
Quadruple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the quadruple-third-cousinmug. Quadruplicate (verb). The act of making something more intricate, convoluted, or complex than necessary. It involves the futile attempt to refine or clarify a situation by introducing multiple solutions to a singular problem, often without a practical way to solve it. This can lead to compounding variables, making the issue more convoluted and difficult to resolve.
Ah, the good ol' American way of doing things! You know, why solve a problem efficiently when you can quadruplicate it? It's like the American Dream but in problem-solving form. Why settle for simplicity when you can throw in a chaotic mix of unnecessary solutions and over-the-top ideas?
Because, you know, why stop at fixing a leaky faucet with a straightforward solution when you can quadruplicate it into a full-blown plumbing renovation? It's like the more convoluted and tangled the problem becomes, the more American it is! Who cares about practicality when you can make things flamboyantly complicated, right?
Oh, and repercussions? Who needs to worry about those? Just throw in a bunch of variables, pile on more options, and voilà! You've successfully quadruplicated a maze where the exit sign seems to get lost in a sea of over-the-top choices.
But hey, why take the easy route when you can quadruplicate things beyond recognition? It's the quintessential American spirit of "more is more," even if it means making a simple task feel like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. Because in America, excessiveness isn't just a choice; it's practically a birthright!
Because, you know, why stop at fixing a leaky faucet with a straightforward solution when you can quadruplicate it into a full-blown plumbing renovation? It's like the more convoluted and tangled the problem becomes, the more American it is! Who cares about practicality when you can make things flamboyantly complicated, right?
Oh, and repercussions? Who needs to worry about those? Just throw in a bunch of variables, pile on more options, and voilà! You've successfully quadruplicated a maze where the exit sign seems to get lost in a sea of over-the-top choices.
But hey, why take the easy route when you can quadruplicate things beyond recognition? It's the quintessential American spirit of "more is more," even if it means making a simple task feel like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle. Because in America, excessiveness isn't just a choice; it's practically a birthright!
by lunar lycan January 10, 2024
Get the quadruplicatemug. 1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-first-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-first-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
My quadruple-half-cousin is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
Get the quadruple-half-cousinmug. Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quadruple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quadruple-third-cousinmug.