Purralyzed

when a cat is sitting on you, you are purralyzed and can’t move until your cat gets off you.

"Come help me move this table!"

"I can't get up to help you right now, I'm purralyzed."
"Alright - I get it."

by PurpleOasis July 26, 2024

puralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by a cat laying on you. This can be on your lap or laying across your body as they nap.

Please get me a sandwich I’m puralyzed by the cat.

by anonymous January 10, 2025