Purchased

Bought

I purchased a cow

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

maximum purchase

To have the most inquenchable grip on reality and the spliff in hand.

Louie mouth had maximum purchase on bong rip

by Boarhunt Bashers January 15, 2023

piggyback-purchase

Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.

I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

candy bar purchase

Its a small purchase, verifying everything is working.

I made a candy bar purchase to make sure my card was working

by MyGirlRy April 30, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Purchase shaming

Being ridiculed for buying something, amounts to shaming.

My son saw my John Wayne Ranch jacket, and made fun of me for buying it. He purchase shamed me. I asked him, "Are you purchase shaming me?"

by Aikidokaratefan December 3, 2020